2.07.2011
THAT WAS A SUPER BOWL!
WAIT, WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? PIGLET WON THE SUPER BOWL? OH DEAR LORD SHE DID! W2G P1GL3T! L33T S4UC3S 4 LYF3! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE BESTEST!
2.06.2011
ATTACKS!
Pig and local Martian Mars got into it on the couch the other day, Pig showed some of her deadlier side. Prepare to witness the fangs that are rarely seen (most that have peeped em have died).
Photo: Sarah Welch (http://swelch.tumblr.com/)
2.03.2011
Accomplice
So, I'm not sure if you all know it yet, but Pig has a sidekick. He's not the most terrifying of creatures, but if you move your hand wrong he will snag it, which is problematic enough minus the fact that he knows not how to unlatch himself. There has been talk of this animal not receiving comparable attention to the pig-monster and being a jealous julie, well... HERE'S TO YOU PINKY
2.02.2011
BLARAL;SKJDG;WINNNNN!
OMGEEZUS PIGGY DONE GONE AND WON HERSELF SOME GOLD MEDALS! PEEPS DONE ENJOYED IT SO MUCH THEY PUT HER ON A WHEATIES BOX! WHODA THUNKIT?!
2.01.2011
Diversion
In the current state of U.S. affairs, we need a voice of reason and hope to empower us, the people, to make some changes... May I present to you that face:
1.31.2011
We got some Pigs in the house ya'll
So, I guess I'll have to do some background on how the Pig and I came to meet and become partners in crime.
It was early 2008, well maybe not so early, regardless, it was 2008 and I had suffered the loss of a particular kitty, named kitty. Mother and I ventured to the pound to pick out a new hair-cougher when we caught a glimpse of her majesty. Of course we had to visit with her, of course. Upon freeing the beast from her cage, she proceeded to not give a damn about us. Interesting for someone who's been locked up, lackin' lovin'.
Well, fuck it, we said, why not eh? She's cute right? Tight. Off we went with our pig-claim slip and a cat while the little girl prepped for her debut in the Biffle household. During the course of her release procedures, it was decided that Costa Rica and Ecuador were the places for me. The brilliant day when Pig was introduced to our home was lost upon me, the wandering lone ranger (oh yeah). During my slightly far flung travels there was news of upheaval amongst the ranks of dogs, leaving Pig with two different gangsta scars on her paws from stickin' her elders in the grill. This wouldn't do, dog stitches are pricey and somewhat silly. It came time for me to return and kindle some Pig love, BUT TO MY SURPRISE, A PIGA LISA AWAITED ME!
It was early 2008, well maybe not so early, regardless, it was 2008 and I had suffered the loss of a particular kitty, named kitty. Mother and I ventured to the pound to pick out a new hair-cougher when we caught a glimpse of her majesty. Of course we had to visit with her, of course. Upon freeing the beast from her cage, she proceeded to not give a damn about us. Interesting for someone who's been locked up, lackin' lovin'.
Well, fuck it, we said, why not eh? She's cute right? Tight. Off we went with our pig-claim slip and a cat while the little girl prepped for her debut in the Biffle household. During the course of her release procedures, it was decided that Costa Rica and Ecuador were the places for me. The brilliant day when Pig was introduced to our home was lost upon me, the wandering lone ranger (oh yeah). During my slightly far flung travels there was news of upheaval amongst the ranks of dogs, leaving Pig with two different gangsta scars on her paws from stickin' her elders in the grill. This wouldn't do, dog stitches are pricey and somewhat silly. It came time for me to return and kindle some Pig love, BUT TO MY SURPRISE, A PIGA LISA AWAITED ME!
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